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Love is Chapter 2

Eeteuk/Ryeowook
R for the fic, pg-13 for this section
crack, drunk people, cameo by Yunho

Uno



New day, old habits. It seems that whenever Jungsu sees the new guy (who's name he never found out) word vomit just comes out.

“Oh! New Guy! How are you today? Have you eaten? I did! I had some stew with rice on the side^^ I hope you eat! Eating is very important for everyone^^ Well, I gotta go, since I have dance lessons now^^;; I’ll see you in singing class, ok? Buh-bye^^”

He’s seriously thinking about getting his money back for those classes he takes. At this rate he'll never know the new guy’s name, and it's driving many up the walls, including Heechul and Youngwoon.

"Yah, if you don't stop with the word vomit, then I won't allow you to be in my presence. It's bad enough you're scaring the poor child. Give it a rest, dammit!"

"Yeah, what it said."

"Did you just call me an it, you over grown teddy bear!"

"Yeah, I called you an it since I don't want to find out if you're really a girl, princess."

And at this point Jungsu tuned out the shrieks (Heechul) and shouts (Youngwoon) coming from those two. His mind was on the new guy and if he'll ever find out his name he can start calling him by it instead of new guy. While stuck in his daydream of the new guy fixing him brownies, "Made in China," a.k.a. Hankyung, came over and brought him out of his dream.

"Excuse me, yes? Question I ask you."

"Ok, shoot."

"Shoot?!? No shoot, just question."

"Ok, just ask it already so I can get back to my dream."

"Yes, dream good. Question is name of new guy? Know, you do?"

"Nope, I don't know his name."

"Oh, ok. Ask I did because ask of you he did. Know his name I thought you did. Time I took, sorry."

"No problem. Do you want me to help you with your Korean?"

"Korean? Yes, hard language, it is. Learn soon I hope to. Later see you!"

"Yea, you too."

Having the same luck as the new guy did before Jungsu wondered if Hankyung's teacher was really teaching him anything. But while they were talking, Heechul called upon his powers of the unknown fairy world and defeated Youngwoon. A glorious fight it was, but someone had to win it. And it seemed like Heechul had something to say...

"Yah, everyone listen up! I've decided that since I have been gracious enough to bless you guys with my presence we're going out drinking. No one's allowed to not come, and everyone will be buying me drinks or else. Also, I humbly accept all donations to the 'We love Heechul' foundation, and everyone better donate. Now, I must make myself look even more pretty while you guys attempt to make your selves presentable. Ta ta! "

...let it be known that we are not responsible for whatever comes out of Heechul's mouth. Amen.

And that's how Jungsu founds himself in a club, sitting at a booth, drunk off his horse, and trying to figure out how to make the world stop spinning before he goes back in time. The mind of a drunken man is a terrible thing to have.

But, and this is the kicker, the new guy (since Jungsu never finds his name out) is in the same boat, singing "The Love Boat" theme to a coaster. And since they're both drunk, they find their selves deep in conversation with the other drunkard at the table, Lee Donghae.

"Sho, and I wuz tellin 'im, da aliens? They wuz reel, like reeeellllly reel. And then 'e wuz like, 'e wuz like, um, what wuz I talkin bout?"

"I dunno. Yah, nu dude, wha wuz he talkin bout?"

"...I'm a little rice pot...no, tea pot.... yea, tea and rice pot.... but I'm not short, just vertically challenged"

"Da a'lens? Dey reelllly likes me, and them shay they take me 'ome!"

"Reeeeelllllllyyyyy~ 'ey, nu dude, whassit name anywayz? Whadda you think?"

"...Why it's has to be a little star? Why can't big stars twinkle? I'm so depressed."

Of course, between aliens and shortness Jungsu was the only one making some sense. Over at the bar Youngwoon was talking to his "twin," Joongwoon. But since Youngwoon was drunk, it was more like the babble of a mad man.

"I really like boobs. But I would bang Heechul, even without its boobs."

"Its? You know Heechul's a-"

"Don't ruin it for me. I'll call it Noona if only to tap that. You know what I'm saying?"

"No, I don't, thank God. Why don't you go tell it?"

"Ok, we can! I'll go over there and be all like 'yo, I tell you what I want, what I really, really want."

"So tell it what you want. What you really, really want."

"I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really, really, really wanna take a piss like crazy! Gotta go!"

"...I'm so glad to be the designated cab caller."

And on the dance floor many people were falling for Heechul's charms...more like they were checking out the chick that one Jung Yunho was dancing with. Of course Yunho rather not be out there, but Heechul dragged him out. And for those who don't know, Heechul might be a boy, but no one's for sure.

"Yah, dongsaeng! I want ya to shake what ya momma gave ya!"

"Noona, you're drunk. I want to go home, preferably without you coming with me."

"I want my song to come on! Numa, numa, ay!"

"...that's it, you're going home right now."

"Watch out for da big girls!"

“Noona, you aren’t big.”

Today's lesson: Drunken people are not cool. They suffer from mind vomit. That's when your mind and mouth are connected, creating an orchestra of crap coming out your mouth. Be sure to prevent this from happening to you, cause only you can prevent mind vomit.

And that's how the rest of the night went until Joongwoon got too pissed to stay any longer and called a cab of which he threw Jungsu and the new guy in and told the driver Jungsu's address. Of course he called another cab and sent Yunho home with Heechul, with Yunho giving him dirty glares the whole way out the club ("That'll teach him to drink the last of the coffee!"). Lee Donghae managed to talk some guy into driving him to the aliens, so his ride was secured. Youngwoon could not be found in time for the last cab home with Joongwoon, so he was left.

All in all it was a night to not remember until the next day when random flashes comes to mind and the hang over kills you before old age does.


next installment^^ thanx for stopping by^_^V
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Comments

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suxxxju
Jul. 6th, 2008 06:12 am (UTC)
hahaah.... those drunken talks was fun xD
kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 7th, 2008 02:27 am (UTC)
thanx^^ i had fun writing them^_^V
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kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 7th, 2008 02:28 am (UTC)
thanx^^ i laughed a lot while writing it, so i'm glad that laughter reached others^_^V
dark_hunterjenn
Jul. 7th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAH! OMG, I could hear all of those conversations in my head, you sooo rock!
kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 7th, 2008 10:37 pm (UTC)
thanx^^ there should be more sometime soon, just as soon as i get home^^;;
sugarcocoa
Aug. 13th, 2008 04:41 am (UTC)
I just read the other chapters and it is hilarious.
lol Daydreaming of the "new guy" making brownies. XD
kenshinjunkie03
Aug. 13th, 2008 05:26 am (UTC)
yup yup^^ thanks for stopping by. i should have spaced the chapters apart, but, oh well. at least you like it, right^_^V
minlove4ever
Jan. 14th, 2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
Lol, are you a fan of Spice Girls by any chance? Cuz I keep finding lines from their songs in you fic :P
Hilarious fic btw, I laughed a lot while reading it :D
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