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Love is Chapter 1

Eeteuk/Ryeowook
R for the fic, pg for this section
humour, a bit of crack, romance



Love, to him, was nothing new. At his age (which will not be disclosed, thank you very much) he experienced every type of love out there. Family love, friend love, even significant other love. So, for him, it was nothing new, just like re-runs of old shows at night.

But then he saw him and knew that he forgot about one love: love at first sight. It was just another day of training for a faraway dream when it hit him. Or when he saw him.

He didn't know what to do when he saw him, which was a bad thing, since he would do what he does best: word vomit. It's a very serious thing that many suffer from, but he's been taking classes on how to cure oneself of it.

"Hi! I'm Jungsu! Are you new? I guess so. Do you sing? Or maybe you're a dancer? I dance some and sing a little bit. I hope I see you around? Ok? I have to go now. See you later? Ok? Buh-bye."

And as fast as he came he left, knowing he just made a monkey out of himself, and hating himself for it. Those classes did not tell him about what to do in these situations, and this particular case of word vomit was pretty bad. But he didn't know what else to do, and he's never felt what he did for him before. But he knew word vomit was not the way to go.

Unfortunately the resident princess, Kim Heechul, happened to be in the general area, and heard what went down. To some this would seem like whatever, but many don't the Heechul others knew, and Jungsu hoped it would stay that way.

"So, I heard you were sick, Jungsu-ah."

"Sick, how?"

"I overheard the word vomit you just did. I'm glad it wasn't word diarrhea, but you were one step shy of it."

"...oh..."

“Hey, don’t worry too much. If it gets bad enough I’m sure you can get medicine for it^^”

And after that conversation he vowed never to do that again. (Secretly he was glad it wasn't diarrhea, too). Actually it was more like never see him again. But Fate is a very funny thing, and Jungsu happened to have singing classes with the new guy/person/dude. After he found that out within the next 30mins after the word vomit incident, he realized he didn't know the new guy's name.

"Oh! Hi again! I'm Jungsu, but I already told you that^^;; I heard you would have to say your name at least 7 times for someone to remember it, so I'm Jungsu^^ I see we have singing classes together, but I realized I don't know your name^^;; I hope to find that out by the end of class^^ And I hope we could be friends and hang-"

"I'm sorry, but my friend seems to be vomiting pretty badly, so I'll just drag him over here."

“Um, ok, sure. Thanks?”

“No problem. Korea’s #1 savior strikes again!”

And that would be Kim Youngwoon, Jungsu's friend. Thankfully for the new guy he was there, or there would be a lot more vomit on the ground. As Youngwoon is dragging a flailing Jungsu away, the new guys trembles slight in fear of two things: Jungsu's word vomiting and Youngwoon's ego (though many are scared of that one).

So the day continues on, with Youngwoon holding Jungsu back from word vomiting some more, and the new guy hiding behind "Made in China." Of course the new guy didn't know about him, and tried to talk to him to find out about that-guy-who-talks-too-much.

"Um, excuse me?"

"Yes, yes. Help you need?"

"Um, sure. Do you know about that guy over there?"

"Over there? Yes, know I do. What you want know about?"

"Is this a bad time?"

"Time? 4 3 0 pm. Help it does, yes?"

"Sure, bye-bye."

"Hello? Oh! Goodbye, yes, goodbye. Tomorrow I see you?"

"Sure..."

“Ok! Very hard, this language is^^;;”

So our new guy realized answers would not come from this "weird" guy who talks almost like Yoda, so he asked the next person he saw, who happened to be our resident princess, Kim Heechul.

"Can I ask you something, hyung?"

"Noona."

"Excuse me?"

"Call me Noona, peasant."

"Noona, can I ask you a question?"

"I'm sorry, but Noona does not answer questions, I ask them. Noona is bored with you, excuse yourself from Noona's presence."

"Sorry, Noona."

“Yes, you should be. Next time you come in Noona’s presence, come with dignity and money, ok?”

“Yes Noona.”

And so the day ended with the new guy traumatized, Jungsu banging his head against a wall repeating, "I will not word vomit again," Youngwoon doing what Youngwoons do, and Heechul confusing many other new comers about his gender. All in all it was a day of which one cannot describe unless one does not value his/her sanity.


thanks for stopping by. first attempt at multi chapters. and it's humourous^^
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Comments

( 9 comments — Leave a comment )
sansoris
Jul. 5th, 2008 04:32 am (UTC)
Gah! I love this~
And Heechul speaking in third person, as a woman no less, was priceless ^^
Can't wait to read more!
kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 5th, 2008 05:23 am (UTC)
thanx for reading^^ after my last fic i was afraid no one would read this one, but i'm glad you enjoyed it^^ it was gonna be a one shot, but it became more^^;;
suxxxju
Jul. 5th, 2008 12:32 pm (UTC)
mmm... just love this.
I'll be waiting to read more....^^
kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 6th, 2008 01:22 am (UTC)
there's more to come^^ i'm waiting til tomorrow to post more on miracle^^;;
dark_hunterjenn
Jul. 5th, 2008 11:57 pm (UTC)
Very cute, you had me laughing out loud more than a few times! I can't wait to see where it goes!
kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 6th, 2008 01:24 am (UTC)
it's going somewhere^^ i hope to have you laughing even more in the next part^^
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kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 6th, 2008 01:25 am (UTC)
because word vomiting fits him better than most^^;; i'm glad you like it...since this is my first attempt at multi chapters^^ how can a one shot go so wrong;_; lol
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kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 6th, 2008 03:27 am (UTC)
i can only hope that this'll be good^^ but don't worry, many people do word vomit^^ glad you love it^^ because of miracle rules i can only post once a day, so i'm waiting until very early to post the already done and proofed next chapter^^
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kenshinjunkie03
Jul. 7th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)
yup yup^^ i hope many would like this story, sincei t's my first multi chaptered fic^^;;
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